I got ROBBED This Morning!!

[Himself™]

Yup, new experience indeed!
This punk comes into the store and goes to the bathroom around 5:35am or so this morning, then says thanks or something and leaves, then the fucker walks back in about 5 minutes later, I had seen him and his bike outside, but didn't think much of it. Anyway, he walks in, then pulls up a bandana to cover his lower face, turns in my direction, winds back and chucks a fucking brick right at me!! Me being the Ninja I am, plus having razor sharp reflexes, I ducked the throw, here a big bang behind me and turn to look at the hole in the display, then back to look at the dumbfuck monkey that threw it. He starts yelling "Gimme the money, open the til!!" I just said Ok, opened the til and put the drawer on the counter. (Hell it's not my $s, plus it is insured, he can have it all he wants, besides, i had just shifted off, so there was a minimum amount of bux in there, now if he had come about 10 minutes earlier... lol)
As he was helping himself to the $s, he starts yelling "Give me smokes too, gimme cigarettes!" I said "Sure, what kind" and he replies Players, like he was just there buying smokes :rolleyes:
As I am handing him the smokes, I give the silent alarm a quick pull and then the scrawny fuck leaves the store, hops on his bike and peddles away.
All said and done, we have him on 5 different cameras, my description, his fingerprints, along with another witness as well. I have a feeling it won't be long before he is caught :devil:
Here are a few pix, along with the brick the dumbfuck tried to bean me with... I wonder how he thought I would give him the $s if he had killed me with the damn thing- Good thing I am Neeeenja! Damn but he was dumb on more then one level:hehehe:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/Himselfpix/brick1.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/Himselfpix/brick2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/Himselfpix/brick3.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/Himselfpix/brick4.jpg

And the other brick I guess he decided not to use since his hands were full with smokes and toonies lol
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/Himselfpix/brick5.jpg

The counter with left overs...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/Himselfpix/tilnsmaokes.jpg

And the squad cars, they were able to lift a few prints from the door and bathroom :D
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/Himselfpix/police2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/Himselfpix/police1.jpg

I'd type more, but my boy just woke from his nap and is calling for me ;)

[JwY]

You alright? I'm glad he didn't pull a gun on you or hurt you. You must still be high on adrenaline. ;)

When they catch him, can't you also charge him for attempted murder since he threw that brick at you?
How old would you say he was?

[Himself™]

Yup, I'm all good. Thankfully the guy was an idiot. I would say the goof is about 19-20 or so, he seemed quite young but even so I would like to see him charged with all that he can be truth be told. And sent to be cleaned up too, if the reason he pulled such a stupid robbery was to get his next fix.

[Kohkane]

Awww, poor druggie :o

[mick4394]

That shelf could have been your head. I'm glad your OK.

Maybe it's karma, man. That whole Slowfo/Hofo prank a couple of weeks ago may be coming back to bite you. You've angered the hofo gods.

[OCZ]

fuck man.... 3 cop cars over a robbery which ended????

the guy left....and the damage was done....it is not like the guy was still there....


our taxes in use.....lol.....

PS: glad you were ok....

[TelecomZombie]

Good that nothing happened to you!!
Hope they catch the guy & you ban him fr=om your store.

[TelecomZombie]

fuck man.... 3 cop cars over a robbery which ended????
.


Look Closer! 4 Cruisers :D

[OCZ]

Look Closer! 4 Cruisers :D

there are 3 with lights and the other one near the gas pumps looks like either an undercover/sheriff or a security car....


4 cruisers are ever worst!!!! like the crime ended.....not in progress lol.....

[crocket]

I am glad you are okay, Himself! I hope they catch the little prick who thru the brick and robbed you! So do you get any paid time off work due to the robbery?

[Himself™]

I am glad you are okay, Himself! I hope they catch the little prick who thru the brick and robbed you! So do you get any paid time off work due to the robbery?

I wish, not at that place lol
The 4th car was the forensics that came to lift some prints I believe.
Now, how to appease the HoFo gawds ;)

[crocket]

You might be covered under Workmens Comp.............http://www.wsib.on.ca/wsib/wopm.nsf/Public/150302

[howard]

Wow, that's crazy. Glad to know you've got good reflexes and that know you're okay

[Himself™]

Thanks howard and everyone, that's an interesting read crocket, thanks!

[TelecomZombie]

You might be covered under Workmens Comp.............http://www.wsib.on.ca/wsib/wopm.nsf/Public/150302

True That!

[crocket]

Thanks howard and everyone, that's an interesting read crocket, thanks!Also look up ontario labour laws, Your employer has certain rules and obligations he has to follow in this type of situation! Again I am glad you are okay! :)

[fonebrkr]

Dayumm, dude, glad you're OK.

that's some pretty funny ninja reflex stuff, glad he didn't get the best of your sense of humor..

[musterd]

now that was a plus rep worthy thread!!

[jmack549]

dang man, that's hardcore. i don't know if i could be as cordial as you were to a guy who had just tried to brick me.

[Himself™]

there are 3 with lights and the other one near the gas pumps looks like either an undercover/sheriff or a security car....


4 cruisers are ever worst!!!! like the crime ended.....not in progress lol.....
Initially it was one, then he sped off in the direction of where the guy peddled to, the other two were in the area to begin with and we searching as soon as the call went out, so said the 911 operator when I was speaking to her anyway. My guess is they met up here to shoot the shit when they didn't come across the monkey.
Also look up ontario labour laws, Your employer has certain rules and obligations he has to follow in this type of situation! Again I am glad you are okay! :)

Going to look that up in a minute, maybe get me some hazard pay ;)

now that was a plus rep worthy thread!!
It's all about the rep man :cool:

dang man, that's hardcore. i don't know if i could be as cordial as you were to a guy who had just tried to brick me.
Bah, the guy was a joke, now if he had tried for my laptop, or worse, for my cellphone then it would have been deathmatch time, and I always have a blade on me when I work... For opening boxes you know :)
The girl working here this evening said a bunch of people the same age bracket as the guy who did the robbery came in and started asking stuff like "Hey, have you ever been robbed before?" and crap like that. Very odd indeed, needless to say that video clip is going to be reviewed and passed on to the police as well. I would not be surprised if the kid was around the side or in that group, he was seriously stupid. I am wanting to see all the recordings myself.
Go figure I rarely work Fridays or Saturdays, I only switched off to do the part timer a favor! :doh:

Edit: Just had two more punks in here asking about it, I asked them what they knew about it and they said they heard about it this morning, and it was probably this crackhead that lives behind the macs. The idiot seems to be bragging about it lol

[EPVQ30]

i'm glad you are safe bro.

why didn't you beat his ass?

[Himself™]

i'm glad you are safe bro.

why didn't you beat his ass?
Thanks do0d :)
Like I said, if he had tried to take my stuff or $s, (of which I had in my pocket more then he got lol) Then things would have went differently. As it is, everything here is insured, I'm not going to scrap over stuff that isn't worth anything to me and that is covered by insurance, know what I mean?
Now, If I see this punk on the street, then hell ya I will give him a beat down or at the very least very physically detain him while I call for trash pickup. Not because of the robbery, but because he is so fucking stupid it makes me shake my head. Oh and because he winged a bricked at my head ;)

[EPVQ30]

you're absolutely correct.
had he gone for your touch, things would have been different.

i have gotten the shit end of the stick in the past for sticking my head out for others, and it got me nowhere.

[Xboxking]

Damn, glad to see you didnt get hurt Himself.

[Yoda]

winds back and chucks a fucking brick right at me!! Me being the Ninja I am, plus having razor sharp reflexes, caught the brick with my bare hand and threw it right back at him, drilling him right in the forehead. Chuck Norris style.

Now that is a good story. You should edit your original post. :lolup:

[Isriam]

crazy story, glad you are ok.

as for the cops, i'd expect atleast 4 cruisers for a silent alarm. what, you want 1 cop to show up when you pull the silent alarm at a business? i've seen 7 cruisers surround our office when someone hit the silent alarm.

[WorldIRC]

Glad to hear youre ok bud! I think I recognize the intersection your pictures were taken at. Doesn't strike me as a bad area...

[Jack in the Box]

wow thats insane glad u safe, guy musta been high outta his mind.

[BigIke]

I'd type more, but my boy just woke from his nap and is calling for me ;)

I thought you only had one child? :confused:

[WorldIRC]

^Where did he imply he had more than one child.

[BigIke]

^Where did he imply he had more than one child.

It's complicated, I have been trying to get him to admit he's my baby daddy and it looks like we made a breakthrough! :devil:

[Himself™]

Now that is a good story. You should edit your original post. :lolup:

:lol:
^Where did he imply he had more than one child.

He knows I also have a daughter, kid is driving me nuts too! lol
Neither are hers, though it is good for MrsIkes mental health that she is admitting to being a woman finally!

[Deke218]

Cue music...
Cue Announcer:
"And These are the Days of Our Lives"
Fade to black.

Glad all is ok. Wow, a fingerprint team. I thought that was just in the movies. Matter of fact, I thought the cops showing up after someone getting robbed was just in the movies.

[EPVQ30]

did they get the crack head yet himself?

[peryus]

You did the right thing by not fighting back.

Glad you're alright, man.

[EPVQ30]

are you keeping any kind of billy club or a little league bat under the register so you can clock someone over the head and split it open?

[Himself™]

did they get the crack head yet himself?

Not so far as I know, I am thinking to give them a call tomorrow though.
What ticks me off is that I found out it took the owner 6 fucking days to burn the videos to dvd and hand over to the cops when they wanted it that same night :mad:
are you keeping any kind of billy club or a little league bat under the register so you can clock someone over the head and split it open?

Nah, I do have that brick handy though ;)

[EPVQ30]

Nah, I do have that brick handy though ;)


lol, nice souvenir.

[Himself™]

I was watching the vid of the robbery, damn I am ninja. There can be no doubt after seeing me duck. What I should have done was thrown up my hand and caught it, then taken a bite out of it and started chewing, now that would have been like ninja, with a bit of wwf tossed in :D
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Oh and I got a call from the detective that I guess is looking into the robbery. He called and a half weeks after the robbery asking if the videos were picked up yet. He is just getting around to it 2 and a half fucking weeks later :mad:
And in the meantime I look in todays newspaper and there is a pick and a crimestoppers story asking for help about another robbery from last Thursday I think it was. The detective doing that case is someone I would like to have working on this one, at least he seems to be making some kind of effort in his work!!

[hybrid.09]

Holyshit dude, at least you're okay!

That robber is sure an idiot though :rolleyes:

[Himself™]

Holyshit dude, at least you're okay!

That robber is sure an idiot though :rolleyes:

Thanks do0d, yup he was impressively stupid all right.
I'm not too impressed with the fact he is still walking around snortin white and smokin rocks though :mad:

[CommJunkie]

See...now if Canadians could carry firearms... :D

[crocket]

See...now if Canadians could carry firearms... :DEven if we could carry firearms you wouldn't see me with one. I just don't get the fascination Americans have with firearms! :confused:

[Rocketmac]

I have my CCW here in Colorado, but it's solely because I'm lazy. In the US, you can't carry a firearm and ammunition for that weapon in the same part of the vehicle (like the trunk). With the CCW, I can carry both in one bag in the trunk. :)

[Himself™]

I have my CCW here in Colorado, but it's solely because I'm lazy. In the US, you can't carry a firearm and ammunition for that weapon in the same part of the vehicle (like the trunk). With the CCW, I can carry both in one bag in the trunk. :)

Why would you carry them in the trunk, fat lot of ood it will do you there in the middle of a carjack ;)

[abbywack-a-mole]

Sorry I'm late to the party, but that brick is FUCKED UP!! Glad it didn't hit ya. And good to hear you didn't try anything and just handed the loot over.

Friend of mine (young girl) tried to stop some crackhead robbing the store, and she ended up getting her hand smashed to bits.

[Rocketmac]

Why would you carry them in the trunk, fat lot of ood it will do you there in the middle of a carjack ;)

Car is insured, what do I care? Besides, this does the trick in close quarters..

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[Himself™]

Well, for an update, the fuckers ugly mug is going to be in the newspapers this weekend, also on tv for a crimestoppers segment. Took em long enough to start doing something for crying out loud!
Seems he is linked to at least one other robbery too, if this occured after I was robbed, I will not be too happy since it more then likely could have been prevented if the police had got on it right away imo....
Anyway, I will see if I can scan the clipping or find a vidlink. :)

[CommJunkie]

Yea that'd be swell....We don't get your Canadian-speaking papers down here !

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[HowEver]

Well, for an update, the fuckers ugly mug is going to be in the newspapers this weekend, also on tv for a crimestoppers segment. Took em long enough to start doing something for crying out loud!
Seems he is linked to at least one other robbery too, if this occured after I was robbed, I will not be too happy since it more then likely could have been prevented if the police had got on it right away imo....
Anyway, I will see if I can scan the clipping or find a vidlink. :)

Yes, link please.

[lets_be_friends]

damn man, I had to register to this forum after reading this topic. glad to hear you are okay. you definitely did the right thing by complying with whatever he wanted, no point risking your life or getting hurt over some dumb ass shit like this.

anyway we can see the video of you ducking the brick?haha j/k. i'm sure it'll be awesome!!

[BobsWaffels]

The kid had a brick??????? Who the fuck robs someone with a brick? I knife, sure. Gun? Even better? A motherfucking brick???? lol!!!!

I'm glad you're ok man. And I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing at the brick boy

[Himself™]

Yes, link please.

Bah, they're full of shit, there was no posting in the local papers, and while the crimestoppers crew was here, I never saw it on TV (granted I don't watch much) nor is it on the crimestoppers website :mad:
I will post the goofs pic and a vid later on today or tomorrow tho

[live_strong]

a brick? teens these days...

[Himself™]

Well they finally got around to posting it up and doing a Crime Stoppers segment as shown below...


Robbery at Service Station (http://crimestoppers.ca/2008/07/robbery-at-service-station.html)
July 20, 2008

Scrap.shsCrime Stoppers and the Ottawa Police Service are seeking your help in identifying an armed suspect who robbed the Sunoco gas station located at 3201 Conroy Road.

Early on the morning of Saturday, May 17 2008 a male entered the gas station, used the restroom and then left. About 5 minutes later the same man returned, put a blue bandana over his face and threw a brick at the attendant. The brick missed the attendant and lodged itself in the cover of the cigarette case located behind the counter. The suspect started shouting and demanding money from the attendant. The suspect removed money from the cash till before demanding that the attendant hand over Players cigarettes from the case. He gathered up as many packets as he could and then fled the Sunoco store on his bicycle. He made off in an easterly direction on Johnson Road.

The suspect was a white male, between 19 and 21 years of age, about 5'7'' to 5'9'' tall, slim build and weighing about 130-140 lbs. He had a shaved head, wore a jersey style shirt and a blue bandana. At times he wore a blue New York Mets baseball cap. He rode a blue and yellow bicycle.


If you have any information regarding this incident, or any other criminal activity, call Crime Stoppers at 613-233-TIPS, that's 613-233-8477 or toll free at 1-800-222-8477.
Remember Crime Stoppers does not subscribe to call display, we will not record your call and you are not required to testify in court. If your information leads to an arrest or a charge, you could qualify for a cash reward of up to $2000.
Only took em 2 foooking months! :/
No word on if they have caught the putznut yet tho :doh:

[Himself™]

Well, the place was hit again on sunday! 3 guys with baseball bats this time fuck. They were alot more organized and had it planned out too. One guy came in, talking on his cell and made sure the place was clear, he bought something and as he was leaving and had the door open the other 2 came around the corner and got right up in the attendants face (I wasnt working, my shift was just changed this week, lucky eh?)
they cleared out the til and took alot of smokes as well.
It appears these are the same punks that repeatedly robbed a nearby Tims too, same description, method etc. The Tims closes on the overnights now and it seems they chose to come here. I am pretty sure they will be back too fuck, cuz the no0b had way more $s in the til then he should have, and if they were repeatedly robbing a place for coffee change, man they must think they hit the jackpot when they did here. Something to look forward to I guess... :eek:

[crocket]

Have you considered working elsewhere! I think your Boss should start paying his employees danger pay! :lol:

[orangejello727]

The owner should buy a Taser. Then zap them bitches when they come around and reach for the till.

I would personally keep lighter fluid around. Then when they come in, while they are taking their stuff infront of you..spray them and light'em up. While they are lit.. open the bottle and throw the rest of the fluid on them. Claim self defense.

[EPVQ30]

The owner should buy a Taser. Then zap them bitches when they come around and reach for the till.

I would personally keep lighter fluid around. Then when they come in, while they are taking their stuff infront of you..spray them and light'em up. While they are lit.. open the bottle and throw the rest of the fluid on them. Claim self defense.


or mace the muthas.. i have maced and been maced.. it's an amazing experience either way.