Road Rage

[CNFD]

What do you guys think are the best ways to piss people off? I think giving the finger is getting old so I'm trying out "the stroker." The stroker is well, pretty much how is sounds. Basically pretend that your stroking a big...cock (no swear filter FTW) out your window. I have found that people just don't know how to respond to it. When I give people the finger, they reciprocate it right back, and if I'm lucky enough, I get two fingers in return. But with the stroker, they are dumbfounded. Do you guys think I'm onto something?

[EPVQ30]

i opted for the laughing/smiling at them. it ticks people off big time

[Deke218]

I usually point a 9MM at them. Pisses them off nicely!

[NxJ]

"16 in the clip and one in the hole, Nate Dogg is about to make some bodies turn cold..."

[CNFD]

I usually point a 9MM at them. Pisses them off nicely!
Yeah, but out here in Arizona, you're never sure who's going to point one back in self-defense.

[Bigd s14]

"the finger" moving your pointer up and down in a way that represents shame

[crocket]

What do you guys think are the best ways to piss people off? I think giving the finger is getting old so I'm trying out "the stroker." The stroker is well, pretty much how is sounds. Basically pretend that your stroking a big...cock (no swear filter FTW) out your window. I have found that people just don't know how to respond to it. When I give people the finger, they reciprocate it right back, and if I'm lucky enough, I get two fingers in return. But with the stroker, they are dumbfounded. Do you guys think I'm onto something?That one works wonders, Mind you I stopped that shit years ago! People out there today are out of there minds, The best thing to do is to ignore them and be on your way! :)

[EPVQ30]

tonight coming home from work i was pissed off at the world and everyone was bothering me... but i didn't want to be that jerk driving like an ass hole in a rush to come home.
so i lit up a ciggie and chilled... i was still bull shit tho.

[eimajuno]

I do get road rage but it is hard for me to display it to the offending driver since all of the windows except the windshield are mirrored as demonstrated here:
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y8/eimajuno/Tsx2.jpg and here:
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y8/eimajuno/Tsx1.jpg

If they really piss me off, I will roll down the window and gesture at them. Possibly yell. A long ass time ago I was going to a friend's house that lived in the next city over. Out where I was living at the time, a lot of the highways are either single lane or double on each side and it drives up the fuckin' wall when people are in both lanes going under the speed limit right next to each other. So one time, there was two cars doing this for miles. I finally got pissed and moved into the slow lane since that car was now going faster so I could pass the car holding up the left lane. As I passed the car in the left lane, I put my out like wtf is your problem and the woman flips me off. Mind you I was in my truck at the time, so I speed past her and get in front of her about 8 car lengths. Once I was in position, I slam on my brakes and I start to slide, tires screeching and all. She was holding a a drink but she had to drop it quick because she was about to slide right into me since I was just about completely stopped on the highway, there was no one else around hence why I did it. As soon as she was about a car length away from hitting me, I gunned it so she wouldn't hit me. As I was driving away, I had my hand out of the window with my middle finger up. Luckily she was never able to catch up to me since I was little bit away from a light that turned red right after I drove through it. Lesson learned: If you fuck with me, I will fuck with you harder.

[CNFD]

That tint looks pretty good. I don't normally like the mirror tint, but it suits your ride well. Is that an Infinity?

I have also found that while the stroker is extremely effective, so is a chipped diesel. If someone tailgates, cuts off, under the speed limit, swerves, or just looks like a douche bag, my buddy will get in-front of the car, lug it for a bit, then completely engulf them in diesel smoke for the next couple blocks. I personally love it, but most people don't like the smell when it gets sucked up into their AC. Word of wise, don't piss off anybody in Arizona driving a 9" lifted chevy 2500 :)

[eimajuno]

Is that an Infinity?


Nope. Its an Acura TSX.

[Meet Lucas]

I usually point at some random spot on their vehicle, and act surprised. They freak out, and get mad when they realize nothing is wrong.

Edit: Actually, I pull out a gun and shoot them just like every other American, according to orangejello727.

[Bigd s14]

That tint looks pretty good. I don't normally like the mirror tint, but it suits your ride well. Is that an Infinity?

I have also found that while the stroker is extremely effective, so is a chipped diesel. If someone tailgates, cuts off, under the speed limit, swerves, or just looks like a douche bag, my buddy will get in-front of the car, lug it for a bit, then completely engulf them in diesel smoke for the next couple blocks. I personally love it, but most people don't like the smell when it gets sucked up into their AC. Word of wise, don't piss off anybody in Arizona driving a 9" lifted chevy 2500 :)

Word of wisdom: Don't piss anybody off, anywhere in a 9" lifted Chevy 2500!

[CNFD]

Haha yeah very true. They are tanks. Very solid.