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WorldIRC
05-04-2008, 11:03 AM
The way this thread works is each person says a sentence and then the next person continues the story.

I'll start.

One day the bear and his mom went to the store.
Xboxking
05-04-2008, 11:04 AM
So they could get some honey to put in.
crocket
05-04-2008, 11:16 AM
the cupboard only to find.....
boost_i95
05-04-2008, 12:35 PM
The head of "Big Worm" staring back at them.
crocket
05-04-2008, 12:37 PM
Looking a lot like...
EPVQ30
05-04-2008, 01:16 PM
when my neighbor comes out with his stupid look when i'm outside partying on my porch.
crocket
05-04-2008, 04:57 PM
At this point I get out the.....
FamousActor143
05-04-2008, 08:28 PM
big fat, hairy part of my body. doctors call it the
EPVQ30
05-05-2008, 07:52 AM
head, use what's inside of it.
crocket
05-05-2008, 07:05 PM
But of course some people never do, This when the trouble all started.....
FamousActor143
05-05-2008, 08:22 PM
You see, it all started when I was partying late into the night back in the good ol' days. Nobody knew what birth control was, and that resulted in our baby named
crocket
05-06-2008, 12:49 PM
Bubu, The doctor that delivered him fell on the floor laughing when he say the size of his.....
mick4394
05-06-2008, 12:58 PM
...ass.
EPVQ30
05-06-2008, 07:59 PM
is hurting her so bad that she can't even go.
CNFD
05-07-2008, 01:09 AM
I told her that I would go up the poop chute but
Hans Moleman
05-07-2008, 01:38 AM
if she has worms
CNFD
05-07-2008, 01:41 AM
I wouldn't wanna take the chance
Hans Moleman
05-07-2008, 01:51 AM
. She said she does
mick4394
05-07-2008, 08:07 AM
I threw everything I learned in medical school out the window...
CNFD
05-07-2008, 09:41 PM
and decided to go ravage on her trap door when
EPVQ30
05-07-2008, 10:10 PM
it was full of grease and it just spewed all over the place.
Hans Moleman
05-07-2008, 10:58 PM
Since it was a fetish of mine,
EPVQ30
05-07-2008, 11:52 PM
we proceeded to the meatgrinder to make some...
CNFD
05-08-2008, 01:06 AM
tasty baked treats that we would hand out to the local children but..
crocket
05-08-2008, 03:12 PM
was soon arrested because...
CNFD
05-08-2008, 07:18 PM
apparently you cannot make penis shaped brownies and...
Hans Moleman
05-09-2008, 02:57 AM
cake with semen as a frosting. So in jail,
crocket
05-09-2008, 12:37 PM
He went into the arms of Bubu...
Notorious0601
05-10-2008, 01:13 AM
Which turned out to be a giant white chocolate rabbit.
CNFD
05-10-2008, 02:04 AM
The one thing I dont like about chocolate rabbits is that they...
Notorious0601
05-10-2008, 08:08 PM
... are ninjas, because white chocolate, despite the name is NOT chocolate.
CNFD
05-10-2008, 08:28 PM
So I lol'd and peaced out when,
Notorious0601
05-10-2008, 09:08 PM
Some dude drinking celery juice appeared out of thin air and started playing Korn songs on a banjo
CNFD
05-11-2008, 02:08 AM
So I said, thiiiiiiiiis is a story all about how...
Notorious0601
05-11-2008, 12:36 PM
the universe is really made out of hard caramel
crocket
05-21-2008, 09:31 PM
and by this point everyone thought that this really couldn't be....
Notorious0601
05-21-2008, 09:40 PM
...until an onslaught of blue spiders with yellow polka dots and green stripes who growl Cannibal Corpse songs and vomit Red Bull cans...
EPVQ30
05-22-2008, 09:38 AM
drank a whole can of red bull filled with that gross shit in it and felt like a champ!
crocket
05-22-2008, 01:09 PM
drank a whole can of red bull filled with that gross shit in it and felt like a champ!Actually he felt like a chimp with all the energy he had from the red bull but that feeling didn't last long because...
Hans Moleman
07-19-2008, 11:59 PM
I had a craving for fried balogna.