The Official ~Random BullShit~ Thread!!!!!

[DRC72]

Bullshit about anything here......

DRC72:D

[crocket]

Well I had a random shit this morning!

[DRC72]

That's funny... I did too.

[crocket]

That's funny... I did too.Did you fart a lot before hand! :D

[DRC72]

My farts usually lead up to shitting.........

[crocket]

Mine don't always, But I have learned a few farting songs!

[DRC72]

Crotch you are one stanky bastard!!!!!:p

[crocket]

Crotch you are one stanky bastard!!!!!:pWhy Thank You DRC, I will blow a tune just for you this evening! :D

[DRC72]

I just let one off in your honor!!!!:p

[Xboxking]

I just let one off right now

[Himself™]

It really stunk too!:eek:

[DRC72]

Himself you stanky bastage!!!!!

[crocket]

I just let one off in your honor!!!!:pThat was real nice of you, I hope your GF wasn't there when you tooted! :D

[Himself™]

Himself you stanky bastage!!!!!

Thanks! :D

[DRC72]

That was real nice of you, I hope your GF wasn't there when you tooted! :D
Nope... It was all for you!!!:D

[crocket]

Nope... It was all for you!!!:DYou should sell your farts to Jones Soda's, They could call it DRC'S nasty fart flavour! :D

[blackraven]

I actually wish I didn't view this thread...I really do...there's just some thoughts that are now stuck in my feeble little mind I'm sure to have nightmares from.

[DRC72]

I actually wish I didn't view this thread...I really do...there's just some thoughts that are now stuck in my feeble little mind I'm sure to have nightmares from.
Stop being a wuss!!!!!!!!!!:D

[crocket]

http://www.bullshitbingo.net/cards/bullshit/

[EPVQ30]

icing down my back

[crocket]

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/0/f/bullshit_protector_large.jpg

[Himself™]

Man I is tired, had a bbq, went potty.

[EPVQ30]

same bullshit different day.. ah it's sunday!! different bullshit today!

[DRC72]

It is bullshit time everyday......

[crocket]

Life is full of a lot of shit!

[EPVQ30]

i'm on my way to work to deal with some shit.

[Himself™]

I need a laptop better suited to use in the sunny outdoor weather! Very hard to see the screen :(

[Xboxking]

I need to do my laundry

[Agent.T]

i need to go get a haircut

[BigIke]

i just took a shit!

[EPVQ30]

sitting here in my jammies having my coffee and morning ()__)______))))~~

[crocket]

I have already had my random shit this morning!

[EPVQ30]

I have already had my random shit this morning!


yes me too. now i'm all cleared up for the day. no 3 pm potty runs.

[Himself™]

i just took a shit!

Thanks for not sending a pic this time!!
---
Almost time for bed here 'bouts

[crocket]

Well it's random poop time again!

[EPVQ30]

i got a head ache from last night's beer.

[crocket]

No random poop this morning!

[Himself™]

Tired, randomly tired!
Too much running around today already.

[WorldIRC]

TTC Strike! Glad I'm no where near it!

[Himself™]

TTC Strike! Glad I'm no where near it!

Oh wow, I thought they had a tentative agreement! And what happened to the 48hrs notice? Man they are a bunch of idiots for this! I'm reading up on it a bit before hitting the hay.
Anyway, I am also glad I am no where near it lol

[WorldIRC]

They voted against the deal. 65% voted no deal. 90minute warning on a Friday night for strike...www.citynews.ca has everything

[DRC72]

i just took a shit!
So did I!!!!:D

[EPVQ30]

i gotta go.

[riel]

Back to school in a week.

[crocket]

I know a lot of people the are full of bullshit! :lol:

[riel]

Explain what "Coprophilia, Fecophilia, Fecalphilia or Coprolagnia NO" meant in the Rules.

The feeble education system did not cover these terms.

[crocket]

Explain what "Coprophilia, Fecophilia, Fecalphilia or Coprolagnia NO" meant in the Rules.

The feeble education system did not cover these terms.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=scat+sex

[riel]

Soo.. two girls one cup material. Got it.

[EPVQ30]

Soo.. two girls one cup material. Got it.


awesome!!
it's like that huge pimple being squeezed out.

[EPVQ30]

getting ready to go to work.

[riel]

I like Ultraman G, the Aussie Ultraman.

[Himself™]

Catchin up on my SlowFo, Farside an HoFo'n while eating some Doritos Collisions and charging my Touch.

[crocket]

Catchin up on my SlowFo, Farside an HoFo'n while eating some Doritos Collisions and Touching Myself.That's very interesting! :lol: :lol:

[EPVQ30]

ripping my bob marley cds that are going on the ipod.

[Himself™]

That's very interesting! :lol: :lol:

Turns you on does it? :p

[Himself™]

Gonna play me some HL2EP2 shortly:)

[riel]

Deja vu'd.

[EPVQ30]

i feel like having somw ice cream.

[crocket]

Turns you on does it? :pNot really, But I hear Pepsi likes it! :lol:

[riel]

Wow saw an '80-'90s Camry with the plate: PROTOSS

[DRC72]

I took a random shit earlier....

[EPVQ30]

woke up feeling good today!

[EPVQ30]

now i don't feel so good.

[EPVQ30]

my last 2 posts were almost 12 hours appart exactly.
see what 12 hours of work can do to you?

[crocket]

my last 2 posts were almost 12 hours appart exactly.
see what 12 hours of work can do to you?Damn you work at lot!

[icecubesyum]

I like to poop.

[icecubesyum]

Ok. I got junior member status from saying I like to pewp. I like this place!

[EPVQ30]

Damn you work at lot!

yes, i have to.
between toys and living life.. it is not cheap.

[crocket]

yes, i have to.
between toys and living life.. it is not cheap.I think everyone here can relate to that!

[EPVQ30]

maybe one day i'll have a home office, like some cool cats we got here in sl*wfo.

[Notorious0601]

Ginger ale FTW

[FamousActor143]

Does anyone have any toilet paper I can borrow?

[EPVQ30]

i just took a nice shit.

[Katya]

That's a line between being nice and being a human doormat.

I have managed to cross that line skipping and singing "Everything is beautiful in it's own way . . ." while holding a basket of kittens.

[EPVQ30]

i have a pain in the neck... no not the wife.. for real a pain on my neck

[Hans Moleman]

i have a pain in the neck... no not the wife.. for real a pain on my neck

as did I until Friday

[ipodlover77]

some bengay should clear that up in a jiffy lol

[EPVQ30]

TFS is freaking dead guys

[crocket]

Long live the TFS!

[EPVQ30]

hoorrayyy

[Katya]

Stupid highlights.

[EPVQ30]

should i go wash my car right now?
i feel lazy

[crocket]

Sure why not!

[EPVQ30]

ok thanks for the words of wisdom.
going.

[NxJ]

Damn birds shit all over my car again...

[EPVQ30]

so, i just got done washing my car.
as soon as i got in the house to make my morning coffee. i notice thru the window hundreds upon hundreds of little moths flying around.
i was like wtf? i didn't see those a couple of minutes ago. then i look toward the stret and there are thousands of those little bugs all over the place.
then the birds swarm my driveway and start feasting on the moths.. it's like having the national geo channel right in my driveway. this went on for aabout 10 minutes, now i look outside and everything is back to normal.
and sure enough i got some bird shit on my car. bah!

[NxJ]

BWAHAHA...

Sorry. What kind of car do you have?

[EPVQ30]

1999 nissan maxipad.
a couple of mods.

check it out.

http://www.cardomain.com/ride/246551

[NxJ]

Nice.

All i have is a 2000 Cavalier. But im getting my new HHR in June anyway...

[crocket]

Nice.

All i have is a 2000 Cavalier. But im getting my new HHR in June anyway...Which HHR are you getting, The SS I hope! :cool:

[EPVQ30]

right now i amdeveloping a stomach ache

[Xboxking]

Today is Tuesday

[crocket]

True and tomorrow is wednesday!

[Xboxking]

Then after that it will be Thursday

[crocket]

Then it's Friday which means it is the start of the weekend! Woot Woot

[Xboxking]

Then comes Saturday and the weekend is finally here :D

[crocket]

Then comes Saturday and the weekend is finally here :D :cool:

[EPVQ30]

i just got home from work. hopefully today it'll be able to... postwhore!

[crocket]

Well what are you waiting for! :lol:

[mick4394]

I can't wait to get off of work. I've been dying to play some Wii Sports Baseball today.

[NxJ]

Whatever.

5:01pm on Friday is when the weekend really starts...

[Katya]

I fucking love my life.

[EPVQ30]

I fucking love my life.

you sound stoked!:cool dot:
what happened? tell us?!

[Katya]

you sound stoked!:cool dot:
what happened? tell us?!

Nothing happened. I just love my life.

[EPVQ30]

that's awesome! we need more happy people like you in this world.:lol:

[Katya]

I used to be a really unhappy person. But then I figured out this:

Take 2 parts positive thinking and mix 1 part low tolerance for bullshit and pinch of fuck you and the horse you rode in on. Bake on low for 4:20.

Voila.

[Katya]

I just had fast food for the first time in God knows how long . .

Oh god the heartburn. Among other things. My insides are trying to kill me.

Never again.

[crocket]

I just had fast food for the first time in God knows how long . .

Oh god the heartburn. Among other things. My insides are trying to kill me.

Never again.I do my best to avoid fast food, But if I am bunged up a big mac and fries fixes all that! :lol:

[Katya]

An enema is less painful than all that. :lol:

[EPVQ30]

freaking hunfry myself.
don't feel like making anything either.

[Katya]

The CXT Pickup made the list of 9 Devices That Are Obviously Compensating For a Small Penis.

I almost fell out of my chair laughing. My neighbour has one of those monstrosities.

After years of failing to score with even the deadest-eyed truck stop waitress, that balding good ol' boy gets to screw every woman on the planet with his new International CXT megatruck! And all the men. And everything else that likes breathing, come to that.

Weighing 6.6 tons (which you might recognize as five sane cars welded together) the CXT is a pickup truck on steroids: freakishly large, hideously ugly, and somewhere amid all that unnecessary bulk is a very small penis.

This is for those who want the manliness of driving a 18 wheeler, without all the qualifications and success normally associated with being a trucker. With a 70 gallon fuel tank and the option for a flame paint job, this vehicle honestly couldn't be a more comical attempt to destroy the environment if Looten Plunder drove it over Captain Planet.

The makers say "If you brought this truck to the playground, you'd be king of the dirt pile," roughly translating to "Go on Texan rednecks, pay us for this ridiculous converted dump truck while we call you stupid children to your stupid fat faces."

[CNFD]

that truck is fuckin sick. one day...

[EPVQ30]

i need to go make my coffee.

[Katya]

I hate packing.

[EPVQ30]

i just got home from work and all tired and shit.

[Katya]

I have so much shit to do tomorrow.

Oh and, God, if you're reading this, please don't let my hair get ruined. Kthx.

[EPVQ30]

where are you going that you're in such haste.

[Katya]

It's not where i'm going it's just that I'm not coming back here for a long time so I have to tie up all my loose ends and make sure I don't forget anything. And i have to have everything I might want shipped to me later packed up in boxes.

[EPVQ30]

where are you going tho?

[crocket]

where are you going tho?I am wondering that too!

[Katya]

That's a complicated question. Ask me again next week.

[EPVQ30]

ok i wont forget to ask

[crocket]

Boyfriend troubles?

[Katya]

Nope.

[crocket]

Okay...

[Katya]

I'm mysterious. Dig it.

[EPVQ30]

very secretive.

[crocket]

Or very upset!

[Katya]

Why would I be upset?

[crocket]

I don't know!

[Katya]

you know who's upset?

This guy:
http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/9685/weird180c25aey1.jpg

[crocket]

I could see that pissing someone off! :lol:

[EPVQ30]

poor cole avenue man. can't even rub one out in peace.

[Katya]

My cat seems traumatized by The Sex Pistols.

[crocket]

I went to HomeDepot today!

[DonkeyKong]

what is this place??

[EPVQ30]

hungry

[crocket]

Not really.

[EPVQ30]

headache... water, ice pack

[Katya]

I wonder if I start freaking out on the plane will they give me free booze to calm me down.

[EPVQ30]

why would you freak out?
bring a nip or two

[Katya]

To see if they'd give me free booze.


Mothers, lock up your sons and your daughters too!!

Katya is in TO for a limited time and she is gonna PARTY!!!

[crocket]

Goes to hide my Children! :lol:

[ipodlover77]

man im hungry. any recommendations for good places to eat?

[EPVQ30]

icing down my back, it feels awesome with the ice pack on.

[EPVQ30]

man im hungry. any recommendations for good places to eat?


right in your kitchen.
make something yummie.

[Katya]

My best friend's ex is a fucking nut job.

I'm not a violent person but I'm very tempted to grab her by the back of the head and slam her face into a wall a few times.

[Notorious0601]

Just slam her in a wall? Bah, this is boring.

[EPVQ30]

Redbull and ephedrine?.. are you looking to have a nervousy, jittery, jumpy, twitchy, gna gna, WOOOHOOOO attack girl?

[Katya]

I'm saving the real beat down for the stylist who did my hair yesterday.

He turned me in to a blonde. I'm Portuguese and Irish, blonde is not my colour. And my hair is going to be brittle for weeks. I have to wait to get it fixed or it'll destroy my hair, so I'm stuck like this for now <_<

[Xboxking]

I'm saving the real beat down for the stylist who did my hair yesterday.

He turned me in to a blonde. I'm Portuguese and Irish, blonde is not my colour. And my hair is going to be brittle for weeks. I have to wait to get it fixed or it'll destroy my hair, so I'm stuck like this for now <_<
I hope you didn't tip him

[ipodlover77]

MANNNNNNNN. I want my triple digit post count.

[ipodlover77]

Sorry guys had to do it.

[EPVQ30]

i just took a shit as big as a bull.

[crocket]

i just took a shit as big as a bull.Well good for you! :lol:

[Himself™]

That must have hurt, unless you are used to it I guess :eek:

[Katya]

I hope you didn't tip him

Definately not.

I just left after his second attempt to "fix" my hair that went horribly wrong. I figured, maybe I was just tired from being in planes and at the air port all day and only getting 2 hours of sleep. Maybe I would feel better about it in the morning.

I don't though. I actually think I get more pissed off about it everytime I see jet black roots and blonde hair when I look in the mirror and think about how it's going to cost al most $200 to fix what shouldn't have happened in the first place.

I've been trying to get my money back but when I went to the salon the next day the manager was all "Oh, I'm not authorized to do that, you have to call head office blah blah blah." so I've called, no response from them yet.

I'm seriously tempted to go down there to day and just start beating the shit out of that stylist. Maybe the first attempt was an honest mistake but the second attempt was purposely meant to screw my hair up.

I can't even just comb it back into a pony tail and forget about it <_<

[Himself™]

If you do go back for some shit beating, please remember to put your cell on video record and set it in a place that has a good view kk? :)

[EPVQ30]

strap it to your forehead like a mine worker's lamp.

[Himself™]

strap it to your forehead like a mine worker's lamp.

Hahaha nothing like a good pov perspective :lol:

[EPVQ30]

hey crocket! good famous name game bro.

[Katya]

My mouth tasted like Doritos when I woke up this morning but I don't recall eating any Doritos.

[Katya]

The day just goes by so fast.

[crocket]

It's been raining off and on all day!

[EPVQ30]

Is this a wap page?

[Himself™]

Is this a wap page?

You'll find that in the NSFW section :alienheadbang:

[EPVQ30]

i posted from the berry last night and it seemmed like a different page.

[Katya]

I think the only reason I'm not either pissed off or crying is because i have a lot of money right now.

Money doesn't buy happiness. It buys something like it though.

I call it Diet Happy.

[crocket]

I won $67.80 on pick 3 last night!

[Katya]

I've always wanted to gamble. But then I worried that I'd develope a gambling problem.

I get hooked on things very asily.

Usually it's video games though. Guitar Hero and WoW got me through a bad breakup. I can't stay mad at them. :lol:

[w4lker]

It....

[w4lker]

is....

[w4lker]

melancholy....

[w4lker]

object....

[w4lker]

to....

[w4lker]

those...

[w4lker]

who...

[w4lker]

walk...

[w4lker]

through....

[w4lker]

this.....

[w4lker]

great......

[w4lker]

town.......

[w4lker]

or........

[w4lker]

travel.........

[w4lker]

in..........

[w4lker]

the..........

[w4lker]

country...........

[w4lker]

, when....

[crocket]

Shit fucking happens........

[EPVQ30]

Shit fucking happens........


.........yes it does.

[crocket]

I woke up earlier than i wanted to this morning!

[EPVQ30]

me too, i feel your pain.

[crocket]

I feel like going back to bed but ! have a meeting this morning!

[Himself™]

Got a couple buyers lined up for my E62, bye bye E62!

[crocket]

i am now finished work for the day!

[EPVQ30]

ice on my back feels great after a long day of work.

[Yoda]

This forum is pointless...


I love it!

[EPVQ30]

ok little man blue.

[Katya]

I was out for a ride on the critch rocket yesterday and a rock flicked up off the road and hit me in the knee. It didn't hurt but when I woke up this morning I noticed a deep dollar sized bruise on my knee. Looks gross.

[EPVQ30]

I was out for a ride on the critch rocket yesterday and a rock flicked up off the road and hit me in the knee. It didn't hurt but when I woke up this morning I noticed a deep dollar sized bruise on my knee. Looks gross.


:this thread:

[EPVQ30]

i need a break, i am having a snack.

[crocket]

Enjoy your snack!

[EPVQ30]

thank you pal!

[Katya]

:this thread:

Why would you want to see a picture of a bruise?

[crocket]

I think it's a picture of you he wants to see!

[EPVQ30]

I think it's a picture of you he wants to see!


seen her already. :p

[EPVQ30]

pictures are worth a thousand words.

[EPVQ30]

making my coffee now.

[EPVQ30]

fergie was just on the morning show. she's hot!

[EPVQ30]

poor Ted. that's some bullshit right there.
doesn't matter how rich or poor you are, something is always bound to happen.

[Himself™]

Watching Special Dead, a zombie movie with weetards :lol:

[Katya]

Blargh fuck you you dumb bitch. I'm not a 5 year old. I don't need a lecture. I'm not a god damn falldown just because I've only been living here since Satuday evening and don't know my way around yet.

Some fucking people. Jesus Christ.

[crocket]

Someone piss you off where you are living, Welcome to Toronto!

[Xboxking]

Blargh fuck you you dumb bitch. I'm not a 5 year old. I don't need a lecture. I'm not a god damn falldown just because I've only been living here since Satuday evening and don't know my way around yet.

Some fucking people. Jesus Christ.

Yeah I'd say that was Random :lolup:

[Katya]

Someone piss you off where you are living, Welcome to Toronto!

I'm wayyyyyyyyyy northwest of Toronto.

[crocket]

I'm wayyyyyyyyyy northwest of Toronto.Ok, Welcome to Ontario! :lol:

[Katya]

No, you're still way off. Here, let me help.

http://i29.tinypic.com/28wigcl.jpg

[crocket]

That explains everything, You must be in Bumfuck Alberta! :lol:

[EPVQ30]

do you still have snow banks there?

[Himself™]

Yeah I'd say that was Random :lolup:

Yup, a perfect Random Bullshit post :)

[Katya]

do you still have snow banks there?

No, it's actually in the 20's (celcius) here, has been for a month and a half or so. We get warmer weather than Southern Ontario, less the humidity.

We get a lot of daylight this time of year too. Like right now it's 10:15 and the sun is just setting. In June, July, August it'll get kinda dark between 2am and 5am.

Northern =/=cold

[EPVQ30]

woaw that must be weird for the newbs

[Katya]

I wonder how long it'll take before my brother tells me to stop calling him B-Rad.

[EPVQ30]

b-rad like in malibu's most wanted?

that kid was a tool

[Katya]

Whenever I hear the humvee idling in the driveway I want to say something about it.

[Himself™]

Man I am tired, worn out, annoyed and in need of a vacation.

[Katya]

I have a blister on every one of my toes from running.

[EPVQ30]

Man I am tired, worn out, annoyed and in need of a vacation.


i will finally have 2 days off in a row this weekend.



I have a blister on every one of my toes from running.


who are you running from?

[Katya]

Bad health?

[Katya]

When is it going to be my turn?

[Katya]

What is with all the dust on the computer? There's never dust like this anywhere else in the house (except for the blinds <_<). I don't get it.

[EPVQ30]

Don Fransico's hoes are hot!

[crocket]

I love big breasts!

[Himself™]

What the fuck is with some of these retarded teenagers nowadays?
Run away from home to go drink and do drugs, getting other teenagers 4 yrs older that should know better to lie for them, lie to the police about their parents and think its all ok?
At least my kid had the smarts to tell the stupid ones dad what she knew of the stupid ones plans and to speak to the police officer about where she might be!
She was also smart enough to not go along with the stupid one despite her bugging and begging her to run away with her :)

[Katya]

My relationship with my toaster is delicious but completely one-sided.

[Katya]

The sun is up. Screw trying to sleep tonight. I'm going to make breakfast.

[Himself™]

Up all night with the toaster eh?

[Katya]

Oh yeah.

Its gonna toast my bagel in a few minutes. And if I hear one complaint its gonna have a ride in the dishwasher.

[peryus]

Just got home.....about to take a shit.

[Himself™]

Oh yeah.

Its gonna toast my bagel in a few minutes. And if I hear one complaint its gonna have a ride in the dishwasher.

The bagel?

[Katya]

The toaster.

The toaster is my bitch.

[Kohkane]

The toaster is my bitch.

Give me 79.99 and she'll be yours for 2hrs.

[EPVQ30]

i'm about to take a shit..

[crocket]

I already had 2 this morning!

[Himself™]

i have a huge set of tits
Which I enjoy fondling...
:confused::confused::confused:

[crocket]

:confused::confused::confused:

Hahaha Funny Guy! :p

[EPVQ30]

if i really had a huge set of tits, i prolly wouldn't leave my bedroom.

[crocket]

It is suppose to rain this afternoon!

[Katya]

If I had a really huge set of tits I wouldn't be able to keep proper form on the chest press machine at gym.

Oh wait, I do. And I can't <_<

[EPVQ30]

really? woaw.