The Official ~Random BullShit~ Thread!!!!!

[crocket]

Did someone say BIG TITS again!

[Himself™]

If I had a really huge set of tits I wouldn't be able to keep proper form on the chest press machine at gym.

Oh wait, I do. And I can't <_<

:this thread::this thread::this thread::this thread:

[EPVQ30]

i don't feel like going to work.

[EPVQ30]

took a random shit

[crocket]

Shit shit shit shit shit shit!!!!!!

[DRC72]

Did someone say BIG TITS again!

Crocket you horny bastage.......:lolup:

[EPVQ30]

i think i need a new mattress.

[Katya]

I keep smelling pot in the house.

no one here is dumb enough to be smoking pot (all subject to stupid random drug testing by our employers)

Why the hell do i keep smelling pot?

Is there anything else the smells like pot besides pot?

[EPVQ30]

a skunk perhaps?
remember the skunk bud back in the day... shit was gooooood.

[crocket]

I remember that, Skunk weed we used to call it, Katya the only thing I know of that smells like weed when you burn it is hemp rope!

[Himself™]

Some sexy highly boingable women out and about tonight! Hubbida hubbida hubba!

[EPVQ30]

you can say that again!
they were all over the place yesterday!

[crocket]

I love WOMEN!

[EPVQ30]

my neighbor just got home with her sister , and her sis has an awesome ass. slowfo quality.

[crocket]

my neighbor just got home with her sister , and her sis has an awesome ass. slowfo quality.

:this thread:

[EPVQ30]

i know i know.. i just got a visual now..

[crocket]

Visuals are good but you need to share! :devil: :lol:

[EPVQ30]

oh shit she's leaving runing outside!@

[EPVQ30]

she aint all that.. i'm about to boot sms in the head for all the noise he making outside.

[Kohkane]

Shit smells.

[EPVQ30]

yes it does

[Katya]

That tattoo thread on HoFo is abusrd.

I have a tattoo. I garauntee you I make more than everyone in that thread and i don't smoke, do drugs, or even drink for that matter.

Fucking asshats.

[EPVQ30]

you tell them Kat!

[Katya]

I would, but I think I'd get banned for threating to bitchslap someone with 50's.

[EPVQ30]

say what?

[Katya]

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1041/1041_01.asp?wpc=1041_01.asp&wpp=a

Mmmm . . .that's good Fundie.

[EPVQ30]

nice little strip. only, i don't think god would push you in the lake of fire if you repent.
i don't know. this must have been written by an evangelist fanatic.

[Katya]

Jack Chick has tons of those crazy things published. He's a total nutjob IMO.

[CommJunkie]

:whore:

[Himself™]

I would, but I think I'd get banned for threating to bitchslap someone with 50's.

You can bitchslap me with 50's :hyper:

[EPVQ30]

i'm very sleepy

[CommJunkie]

I just woke up. I went to bed at 3pm

[crocket]

I feel like going back to bed!

[CommJunkie]

me too

[EPVQ30]

i am going to work soon.

[CommJunkie]

im off today

[Katya]

I'm going to miss UFC 85 this weekend <_<

[CommJunkie]

I haven't seen one since UFC56

[Katya]

Well, I love UFC. So this is a tragedy for me.

If my hourly pay wasn't as much as it is, I'd skip work to see it.

[Katya]

My city's downtown core is the worst place I have ever seen in my entire life. Crackheads everywhere. They try to steal your shit. Some girl tried to steal my BlackBerry the other day.

I don't understand it for the life of me. I live 15 minutes from DT and it's really nice and safe. The postman left a package of Viper parts on the step worth a few hundred dollars, no one took it. There's been stuff left on our front porch worth several grand, all day, no one touched it.

But venture outside the residential area and it's ungodly.

And the men . . .oh . . .my God . . .

I was waiting for my coworkers to show up at the pub for about 20minutes and in that time I had 6 guys come up to me and start hitting on me. 5 of them were old enough to be my dad. 3 of them tried touching me. And I wasn't even smiling at these men. I was avoiding making eye contact with anyone by pretending to check my email.

I need to get a taser or something.

[crocket]

I guess there's not a lot of women where you live Katya!

[CommJunkie]

Just move.

[Kohkane]

Into my pants ;) I kidd. I kidd.

[Katya]

Just move.

Alberta isn't my permanent residence. My permanent residence is in Ontario. I work here for 6 weeks and stay at my home in Ontario for two weeks.

[CommJunkie]

Alberta isn't my permanent residence. My permanent residence is in Ontario. I work here for 6 weeks and stay at my home in Ontario for two weeks.

Screw that I'd rather live at home 24/7 lol

[Katya]

And that's why I make more money than you.

[CommJunkie]

And that's why I make more money than you.

You seem to enjoy throwing that in people's faces. The last few posts you have made involve somehow or another how much money you make. I don't care how much money you make. My happiness doesn't come from money. If yours does, good for you. I have a decent job that I love (and not because of how much money I make, but because of the job I get to do), a nice car, a decent house, 2 kids and a girlfriend, and that makes me feel like the luckiest guy in the world. You telling me or anyone else how much money you make is pathetic, and I think you need to reevaluate your priorities in life because it's going to pass right by you and you'll never even know until you're 50 and wonder why you feel empty.

And just so you don't think I'm just making this shit up:

Well, I love UFC. So this is a tragedy for me.
If my hourly pay wasn't as much as it is, I'd skip work to see it.

I would, but I think I'd get banned for threating to bitchslap someone with 50's.

That tattoo thread on HoFo is abusrd.
I have a tattoo. I garauntee you I make more than everyone in that thread and i don't smoke, do drugs, or even drink for that matter.
Fucking asshats.

I think the only reason I'm not either pissed off or crying is because i have a lot of money right now.
Money doesn't buy happiness. It buys something like it though.
I call it Diet Happy.

[Katya]

I just thought your comment of "just move" was insulting. Like I'm stupid and would stay here for no good reason.

And yes, the tattoo thread pissed me off. Saying that people with tattoos are morons who can only make minimum wage is hugely insulting. I didn't want to get into an argument with anyone on HoFo because it's as usefull as trying to milk a bull.

As for the UFC thing, my brother was after trying to comvice me to skip my shift. Excuse me for typing out my "random thoughts". Feel free to nitpick my posts of you like though. I'm quite used to it.

I'm sorry if not wanting to stay in Ontario 24/7 barely making ends meet isn't something that equates to happiness for me. If that makes me pathetic, so be it.

[CommJunkie]

I'm from the states, Ontario and Alberta mean nothing to me because I've never been there. I don't know if Ontario is the slums or Beverly Hills. Either way, you don't make more money than me just because I live at home 24/7, you don't make more money than me because you live in Canada (eh) and honestly, if you really do make $500,000 a year I still wouldn't care. Bettering your life doesn't make you pathetic, mentioning your pay every chance you get does.

If my just move comment insulted you, then I guess I can apologize for that, but it was meant to be sarcastic.

[Katya]

I don't care how much you make. I care that you just assume that I should "just move". It rubbed me the wrong way. Things aren't simple like that. Right now, being here is in my best interest. I just hate the shitty downtown area.

There's a lot of of people doing the same thing I'm doing here, mostly men. And as soon as the weekend comes they pile downtown to the bar in droves and they get stupid drunk and they're sex starved since the male-female ratio is disproportionate here and they don't touch a woman for weeks and months at a time. This brings opportunity for escorts and where escorts go, drug dealers will follow.

The idea of moving because the DT is shitty is . . .well, stupid. I don't make a habit of hanging down there. I'm just struck by how DT in a small town like this is worse than DT Toronto. It' suprising.

[Katya]

you know what's also weird about here?

There's more body builders per capita here than any place I've ever been to. I have no idea what the explaination for that one is. Every day I see at least one or two women with arms that could strangle a horse.

[CommJunkie]

Maybe they have to protect themselves against the sex-starved guys :lol:

[Katya]

since we can't carry concealed weapons up here, I think you may be on to something :lol:

[CommJunkie]

That's probably why they all come to you...small arms? :devil:

[Katya]

Small for here, anyway. LoL.

I'd like to get really bulked up but I think my boyfriend would get turned off if I was more masculine than he is.

I don't know how they do it though. There was a point in time when I worked out every day rotating between muscle groups and I still didn't come close to what some of the women I see here are. They must quit their jobs and just make money off competitions or something. It's got to take a shitload of dedication.

[CommJunkie]

...and medication. Most of them are on one kind of supplement or another. It's not healthy, really.

[Katya]

I know what you mean.

I like to stay away from suppliments of any kind these days. Once upon a time I was using ephedrine+caffeine to reduce my body fat and up my endurance and one time I took too much and I got nauseous during my run. After I stopped running I got really dizzy and sick and my head started throbbing, and I couldn't walk straight, I stumbled to the bathroom and started throwing up, I ended up laying face down on the floor for an hour just shaking. I felt sick the whole day.

That one time was enough for me, never again.

[CommJunkie]

Well good thing you learned your lesson. Ephedrine has been linked to strokes and all kinds of health problems. Anyone I ever see taking it gets the third degree :D

In all seriousness though, that shit will kill you.

[Katya]

Oh yeah, it was pretty stupid.

[Katya]

Uuuugggghh.

Today was a really really bad day for me and I can't get to sleep because I keep thinking about it. If I don't get to sleep soon tomorrow is going suck too.

After this, I'm sleeping till Monday.

[CommJunkie]

Take 2 tylenol PM and a shot of vodka. You'll fall asleep and wake up without feeling groggy. Not that I've ever done this.

[Katya]

I don't drink but I think I will try the tylenol PM.

I was up till about 3 last night. I'm sooo tired today. Me being tired causes about half the bad days I have. I'm super cranky if I'm tired. :lol:

[Himself™]

Hi y'all!
Miss me? :)
:p

[CommJunkie]

Hi y'all!
Miss me? :)
:p

No :lol:

[crocket]

Hi y'all!
Miss me? :)
:pOf course we did! :)

[Kohkane]

Fail.

[Himself™]

No :lol:

:smiley finger::moon:
Of course we did! :)

:o:D

[Katya]

I really wanted to sleep in today but I had to piss and I couldn't hold it in any longer.

Boo.

[Himself™]

I really wanted to sleep in today but I had to piss and I couldn't hold it in any longer.

Boo.

Man but I hate it when that happens!
It's good I got up as early as I did though, my hours have been mixed up all weekend and I have to be up at 10pm tonight for work! I just hope I can get half a dozen hours of :zzz: before then :(

[CommJunkie]

I haven't slept in 2 days. Fukkin work, kids, work, kids....WTF

[Katya]

I don't know why it's strange for a girl to read Esquire magazine.

[Katya]

I really shouldn't have held my piss in for so long this morning. I think I might have hurt myself. Is that even possible?

[Himself™]

^^
Yes, yes it is. Don't want to pop your bladder and end up with internal peeing! :tisktisk:

[CommJunkie]

You can stretch it out too. Then you won't be able to pee as easily because the muscle will be weak.

[Rocketmac]

two words: "Swollen Prostate".

[Katya]

two words: "Swollen Prostate".

Four words: "I have a vagina"

:lol:

[Himself™]

Fuck sakes, I got work to do and some fat ass whiny baby is in the bathroom taking his sweet fucking time, probably stinking the place up, then he will come out and bitch and whine about the world in general saying how bad Canada is and how Harper is a pathetic weasel because he is so poor and poor him wah wah wah while I try to get him to leave without telling him to shut the fuck up or I will resort to physical violence because you perturb me so much!! pant pant
Ok, that's all, he's gone now :D

[CommJunkie]

Shoulda knocked him the fuck out

[Himself™]

Shoulda knocked him the fuck out

What if he didn't wash his hands though? :poop::vomitsmiley:

[Rocketmac]

What if he didn't wash his hands though? :poop::vomitsmiley:

I work with a guy who can just utterly destroy a bathroom and not wash his hands. He's also a very "tactile" person, so he likes to handles many things in the office kitchen before he leaves.. Typically one of us follows him with Clorox wipes and clean everything he touches.

[Katya]

I think I'm treating my boyfriend like a girl :lol:

I saw a soup mug with Julius The Monkey on it and I picked it up to send to my boyfriend because he's my "love monkey" (yes, we still have nedy pet names for eachother). I'm going to baked some peanutbutter cookies and put them inside the mug and have it next-day shipped.

I'm all bubbly about it but I don't think guys really appreciate thoughtful gestures like that, do they?

I miss having a girlfriend. They were easy. Bunch of small little gestures and they're all "omg you're sooo sweet, lets 'snuggle'."

[Katya]

I'm not too familiar with catipillars, and appearently the city I'm in gets infested with them the beginning of every summer.

I was out on my bike yesterday and I decided to head into the forest on the trails and for 30 minutes I was quite happy. Trail was amazing, I couldn't understand why I was the only one out here today. So I stop to take a drink of my water, take off my sunglass, and suddenly I can see that I'm covered in black catipillars. They were on my jacket, on my legs, in my hair. when I was cycling I was getting hit in the face every few minute by what I assumed were large flying insects. They were catipillars hanging from silk threads.

I was so freaked out. I zoomed out of there as fast as my legs would allow. As son as I got out of the bush I ripped off my jacket and pants and beat them against my bike to get the fuckers off (was wearing lycra shorts underneath) and tried to shake them out of my hair.

Whoever saw me freaking out must have had a good laugh at me.

I can't stop thinking about how disgusting it was.

[Himself™]

People should take pics of themselves ripping off clothes and beating them against their bikes. Well certain people should at any rate. yup.
And no, unless one is set to invisible maybe.

[CommJunkie]

Your boyfriend is probably going to open the box and say "Why did she send me a mug with a monkey on it?" Then go, "Ooo cookies!"

[Katya]

I can't sleep. I keep feeling like I'm falling asleep at work.

[CommJunkie]

I slept all day :)

[Katya]

I ended up falling asleep at 2. Then my boyfriend called and woke me up at 930. The I slept to 11. I ended up nodding off on the sofa from 5 till 8 and hopefully I can fall asleep before 12.

[WorldIRC]

So what's this thread aboot?

[Himself™]

my back hurts

[Xboxking]

my farts stink

[Himself™]

Yes they do...

[Xboxking]

The Happening was a stupid movie

[Himself™]

The Happening was a stupid movie

It was interesting imo.
Would I have paid for it, nope-well maybe on a Tuesday..

[CommJunkie]

never heard of it...i think

[Himself™]

never heard of it...i think

Are you serious? It's Happening right now in theatres :p:p

[CommJunkie]

Oh...

I wanna see this movie with Angelina Jolie and Morgan Freeman. Wanted I think...

[CommJunkie]

this thread died....

[hibou]

I think Wanted looks kind of silly, I don't really want to see it. I saw wall.e yesterday and it was good, but kind of sad - it made me cry in 2 places!

But I'm more excited to see dark knight next week...

[CommJunkie]

Yea I wanna see Dark Knight too, and not because of all the Heath Ledger last film bullshit either.

[hibou]

No, I know - me neither. It just looks soooo badass and cool. Also, the joker character is generally really fucked up, and this movie seems like it'll follow in that same vein. Now I just want to READ dark knight returns...I should just break down and buy it. It's required reading for one of my courses next year, anyway...

[DRC72]

Not to much bullshit these.

[CommJunkie]

word.

[Himself™]

Who's baseball is this? :befuddled:

[GoldWyvern]

Absolutely Free!
mMode=bad timeing (account cloned in hofo?!)

[DRC72]

Absolutely Free!
mMode=bad timeing (account cloned in hofo?!)

LOL!!! Really????

[CommJunkie]

Who's baseball is this? :befuddled:

That'd be mine, fucker! Give it back!:tisktisk:

[Himself™]

That'd be mine, fucker! Give it back!:tisktisk:

do0d, I was going to, but this dog ran by....

[DRC72]

No random bullshit?

[jaekidd1012]

It's early and I can't sleep and I'm bored.

[DRC72]

This place is Deeeaaaaddddd................