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w4lker
05-01-2008, 01:47 AM
Hi everyone,

I can swear I can swear! Let me be George Carlin for a second:

"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits" aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh that felt so good.

So what's SlowFo? What is it's goal?

I'm glad to be able to post in a forum that allows real discussion, rather than just tech support. (Referring specifically to Telusmobility.howardforums.com)
I don't know how HoFo even calls itself a forum: every time you say what you are thinking you get a PM saying you're about to get the ban hammer. Does Howard's dad beat him every time someone swears on HoFo?

The worst part is that the "mods" don't actually Moderate. They don't keep threads on track or actually participate at all. They just sit there waiting to get a swearing complaint, and then pass out bans as if they're personally cleaning up the internet. (Then they go upstairs to their Mom's kitchen and get themselves some milk before beating off to Hentai for another hour.) The "hot" new phone on TELUS is the Curve, and in the last few weeks we have had more than 40 (forty) separate threads about it. The "moderator" apparently couldn't spend any time Moderating the forum due to the fingers of his fursuit being too fat to type. He did find time to threaten to ban me for this image, though:

http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh109/w4lkerhofo/seal.gif


In other forums (i.e. slashdot, for instance) people share their real views -- whether or not those views may be PC or at odds with what someone else thinks. They can even say what they think about *each other's attitudes*, which I think is valid.

Cheers to SlowFo!

Mr. Bond
05-01-2008, 10:16 AM
Welcome to the forums!

Himself™
05-01-2008, 10:25 AM
:lolup::hehehe::hehehe::hehehe:
welcome to Slowfo w4lker lmao

WorldIRC
05-01-2008, 10:45 AM
welcome

w4lker
05-01-2008, 04:02 PM
Okay I am still not following. Something is up.

SlowFo sounds like HoFo and uses a HoFo-imitation logo. Someone posted that Howard chose the name.

Then a whole bunch of users who seriously have years of their lives invested in HoFo, with maybe 100k HoFo posts between them, go over and spam HoFo. And get themselves banned. And they're "community anchors" at HoFo; the people who really make HoFo what it is. And they happen to be SlowFo mods.

Who created/owns SlowFo, is it in opposition to HoFo, am I going to get banned from HoFo for having SlowFo in my name, and what does Howard think of all this? In short, what's going on?

Could someone PM me and explain all this?

Thanks!

mick4394
05-01-2008, 04:13 PM
Slowfo is owned by Howard.

TelecomZombie
05-01-2008, 04:21 PM
SLoFo is a new & more relaxed forum. Well it was more relaxed until all the SloFo mods were banned from HoFo today!:eek:
l barely posted anything about SlowFo & next thing l'm caught in the melee & cut down in the crossfire. :(

Thanks for poping by & spouting off.

mick4394
05-01-2008, 04:24 PM
SLoFo is a new & more relaxed forum. Well it was more relaxed until all the SloFo mods were banned from HoFo today!:eek:
l barely posted anything about SlowFo & next thing l'm caught in the melee & cut down in the crossfire. :(

I'm not so sure you deserved a ban. I think what got you, is that you started a thread after warnings started going out.

Some people who got banned got what they had coming, and from the looks of it, it's what they were trying for.

crocket
05-01-2008, 04:25 PM
SLoFo is a new & more relaxed forum. Well it was more relaxed until all the SloFo mods were banned from HoFo today!:eek:
l barely posted anything about SlowFo & next thing l'm caught in the melee & cut down in the crossfire. :(

Thanks for poping by & spouting off.Something sounds fishy to me! :lol:

TelecomZombie
05-01-2008, 05:58 PM
Crocket post in the HoFo Lounge about Slowfo & see if you don't get banned if you're so sure!

crocket
05-01-2008, 06:02 PM
Crocket post in the HoFo Lounge about Slowfo & see if you don't get banned if you're so sure!I already know I will get banned, But I am still calling BS! :lol:

TelecomZombie
05-01-2008, 06:02 PM
Mick l never saw the warning & never expected to be banned considering l have been ban free for nearly a year. Himself & World likely are pissed. World just came back from a ban so he may be gone for a long time.

TelecomZombie
05-01-2008, 06:07 PM
Crocket it's not BS! Himself, World & Myself(TZ) are banned. Aurora threatened Himself with a permaban & that's serious.
l think Aurora may be jealous considering he was left to moderate the Farty Old Lounge while new Mods get a Brand Forum to moderate!

crocket
05-01-2008, 06:09 PM
Crocket it's not BS! Himself, World & Myself(TZ) are banned. Aurora threatened Himself with a permaban & that's serious.
l think Aurora may be jealous considering he was left to moderate the Farty Old Lounge while new Mods get a Brand Forum to moderate!
Whatever! :lol:

Himself™
05-01-2008, 11:56 PM
I'm not so sure you deserved a ban. I think what got you, is that you started a thread after warnings started going out.

Some people who got banned got what they had coming, and from the looks of it, it's what they were trying for.

I'm not sure I deserved a ban, all I was doing was asking why my threads were merged/closed. Aurora was being way way too heavy handed with his howard given authority and he has to be defrocked! Craziness I tell you, something it rotten at the core with Aurora! :)

WorldIRC
05-02-2008, 12:14 AM
Aurora is a douche! He should be out cleaning pussies...not banning mods

christyxcore
05-02-2008, 05:56 AM
I just barely went back to HoFo and into the Lounge and saw all the bannings...then i saw this site mentioned and decided to check it out...and here i am.

WorldIRC
05-02-2008, 06:23 AM
^Welcome welcome! We are better!

mick4394
05-02-2008, 08:15 AM
I'm not sure I deserved a ban, all I was doing was asking why my threads were merged/closed. Aurora was being way way too heavy handed with his howard given authority and he has to be defrocked! Craziness I tell you, something it rotten at the core with Aurora! :)

Nothing is rotten with Aurora, and he wasn't too heavy handed.

You guys were, blatantly, breaking forum rules. First, you were spamming the forum. Second, after your threads were getting closed, you continued to create more threads on the subject. Third, you were calling out a mod in the forums.

These are all well known forum no-nos. You were given plenty of chances to knock if off. You made your bed.

Himself™
05-02-2008, 08:23 AM
Nothing is rotten with Aurora, and he wasn't too heavy handed.

You guys were, blatantly, breaking forum rules. First, you were spamming the forum. Second, after your threads were getting closed, you continued to create more threads on the subject. Third, you were calling out a mod in the forums.

These are all well known forum no-nos. You were given plenty of chances to knock if off. You made your bed.
Well that could be debatable the way I see it.
Anyway, 5 hours to go! :)
The ban will be automatically lifted 05-02-2008, ~14:00.

mick4394
05-02-2008, 08:28 AM
Well that could be debatable the way I see it.
Anyway, 5 hours to go! :)
The ban will be automatically lifted 05-02-2008, ~14:00.

Looks like you got lucky.

neilson
05-02-2008, 09:00 AM
Nothing is rotten with Aurora, and he wasn't too heavy handed.

You guys were, blatantly, breaking forum rules. First, you were spamming the forum. Second, after your threads were getting closed, you continued to create more threads on the subject. Third, you were calling out a mod in the forums.

These are all well known forum no-nos. You were given plenty of chances to knock if off. You made your bed.

This was a forum that Howard himself created. You can't spam that which also belongs to you. BTW, you should stick around. I think this site has all the potential to make the Hofo Lounge irrelevant if done right. Just chill, ok?

EPVQ30
05-02-2008, 09:02 AM
they were promoting a related forum for a short period of time.
give the newbs a break.

mick4394
05-02-2008, 09:49 AM
This was a forum that Howard himself created. You can't spam that which also belongs to you. BTW, you should stick around. I think this site has all the potential to make the Hofo Lounge irrelevant if done right. Just chill, ok?

Honestly, I'm not that big into the lounge anyway. I go to hofo, mostly, for cellphone related stuff. I just kinda dabble in The Lounge and TFS.

So, really, a forum like this isn't my bag. I'm surprised that I've remained as active as I have. Usually, when I join a forum like this, it doesn't hold my interest very long. IMO the drama of the last couple of days is the most interesting thing that's happened on this site since it's inception, that and the "change one letter word thread".

w4lker
05-03-2008, 02:47 AM
Maybe this thread should be a sticky, as it explains slowfo perfectly!

Wrangler3383
05-03-2008, 06:43 AM
Maybe this thread should be a sticky, as it explains slowfo perfectly!

Done :cool:

w4lker
05-04-2008, 01:02 AM
Update: I just got a PM from the Telusmobility.hofo.com quote-unquote "Moderator" stating that this was my "First And Only Warning" because I had "derailed" a thread about Family Guy. Family Guy! In the TELUS forum!

It was so ironic that my head almost imploded. I was laughing too hard to type at first... The thread was actually about some TELUS phones, but got totally jacked to be about cartoons by other people because that forum is not moderated at all.

The guy doesn't even read the forum he supposedly "moderates." He just masturbates to CP and waits for complaint PM's, at which point he goes around threatening bans. He threatened to ban me without even (apparently) reading the thread he was banning me for. If he had read it, he would have known that it was jacked by others and I was commenting on the jacking!

Anyway there is altogether too much "jacking" going on over at HoFo; I am glad to post here instead.

W4lker

GaDgEtMoN
05-04-2008, 01:21 AM
Telecom is Mod... oh sh it run... lol

WorldIRC
05-04-2008, 01:43 AM
^lol telus mods are scary

TelecomZombie
05-07-2008, 09:33 PM
Telecom is Mod... oh sh it run... lol

Feel the Force of Unlimited UNLIMITED!!:alienheadbang:

Notorious0601
05-11-2008, 08:47 PM
I don't know how HoFo even calls itself a forum: every time you say what you are thinking you get a PM saying you're about to get the ban hammer.

Ha, so true, like the time I got banned for "trolling" aka making a comment about how much Ubuntu sucks (it really does suck and if you're not down with that, suck it), then talking back to someone calling me a troll and BAM! Two day ban.

Himself™
05-11-2008, 11:37 PM
Ha, so true, like the time I got banned for "trolling" aka making a comment about how much Ubuntu sucks (it really does suck and if you're not down with that, suck it), then talking back to someone calling me a troll and BAM! Two day ban.

Must have been in Auroras neck of the woods :lol:

Notorious0601
05-12-2008, 12:26 AM
Must have been in Auroras neck of the woods

Bloody hell, you're right, it IS! No big surprise, then.

Himself™
05-12-2008, 02:38 AM
Bloody hell, you're right, it IS! No big surprise, then.

Damn I'm good :hehehe:

EPVQ30
05-26-2008, 09:18 AM
slowfo's awesome.1 `

Himself™
05-26-2008, 09:27 AM
slowfo's awesome.1 `

Wurd, it is fo sho yo!

CommJunkie
06-01-2008, 12:54 AM
I still don't get it, but Howard said to check this site out, so I am...

:whore:

EPVQ30
06-01-2008, 10:38 PM
this is like hofo, but slowfo.

EPVQ30
06-01-2008, 10:38 PM
you can fucking swear too you know?

CommJunkie
06-01-2008, 11:30 PM
you can fucking swear too you know?

Fuckin A! :smiley finger: